Addyson and Jacob love jokes! We have been telling a lot of them lately. Most of theirs are made up and don't make much sense but we all laugh anyway. All of mine are borrowed from the internet. Before reading on, remember that kid's like gross stuff, some of these are gross but still funny and pretty innocent. Here are a few of our favorites:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it, it's just a joke!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup..
MOO!!!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
What's that under there?
Under where?
I made you say underwear!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
(STAY SILENT)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows say
Cows say who?
No, Silly! Cows say moo!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
AND... the one that got the most laughs...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Ew!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it, it's just a joke!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup..
MOO!!!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
What's that under there?
Under where?
I made you say underwear!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
(STAY SILENT)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows say
Cows say who?
No, Silly! Cows say moo!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
AND... the one that got the most laughs...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Ew!